Friday, August 11, 2006

The Gimp Presents: Caption Contest Volume 2, #1


This should work out simply enough -- just post your contest entries in the comments section of this post, make sure you put your name to it, and I'll pick a single winner after we get a decent number of captions to work with. In case you've forgotten, the Imp was never limited by the bounds of good taste or politeness, and the Gimp is no different. Enjoy.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Just another example of the totally normal Japanese culture."

"If you thought big German men were scary Nazis, wait until you face small Japanese schoolgirls. I've seen movies about them and they are fucked up."

"'A dream of a future where people will wear my clothes and it will be the height of fashion. Fabulousness will be a gift I give to the world.' 'But what if no one wants to wear them, Hitler?' 'Then I'll take over the world and force them!'"

"Pansies in Panzers."

"'Oh, look honey. Those Japanese peopkle are wearing Nazi uniforms.' 'Yes, they are. I'd be surprised, shocked, and disgusted, but remember, we're in Japan. They have no sense of decency or shame.' 'Oh, that's right. I read that somewhere.'"

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pink Lady...Built to Last 1000 Years

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And here is a demonstration of how the Japanese adopt the trappings of Western civilisation without having a fucking clue what they actually mean.

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prince Harry finds that makeup and a wig are all it takes to avoid the papperazzi spoiling his next fancy-dress party.

8:26 AM  

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